A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull terrier. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl The man says: -But I am not a New Yorker! Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl' - the policeman answers. But I am not an American! - says the man. Oh, what are you then? The man says: - I am an Iranian!The next day the newspapers says: Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored
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